Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 03:17
Found this on another site....thourght it was pretty funny that nuns have gone nuts :P
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
So how high did you score?
Replies for this Forum Topic
Er, wow, lol. That's a little over the top... I'm a pretty hardcore Catholic and I still got 20. But I'm not really a goth, more of a quiet emo.
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~standing on my own~
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eating Count Chocula cereal makes you goth?!?! lmfao! these guys r idiots! lmfao I got a lot of those.. I can officially say I'm goth and have something to prove it!
...even though I'm not goth :S rofl!
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So let's all take some solace in,
The one thing that we all can trust-
Adults can be f**ked up too,
sometimes even more then us!
~Alexisonfire~*We Are the Sound*
wo, about more than half applied to me lol.
but you know, i think this list is VERY offensive. this is why i don't follow any religion.
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Like the radiating sun we shine, Like the addiction of a drug we die.
i think like 20....maybe...or was it 23? oh well...
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Nothin Like A Trail Of Blood To Find Your Way Back Home ~ Nikki Sixx
i kept losing count....but i think about....25 are me....possibly more...lol, but my parent dont care....we arent even religious, none of us were baptised as a christian or anyof those things....well maybe my mom, lol
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♥Music♥
.:Its Not An Obsession:.
*~Its A Way Of Life~*
I been baptised.....now people say I eat children.....
Ony the ones mayed from chocolate. My friend is the real child eater XD
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"The man who cried tears of blood as he smothered his emotions and killed his brethren..."
was Itachi
28 applied to me. wow thats bad!
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mass murder makes me happy
dead bodies make me happy
say what you will of me
ill always have juggalo family
AND I'M NOT GAY!!!!! THIS I CAN PROVE!!!!
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~i will not die, i'll wait here for you~
i do a lots of theze stuffs, but i've been saved and baptized before and I worship God, so... not all apply 2 me.
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~i will not die, i'll wait here for you~
I had like almost all of them. I think it's funny when the church gets all suspisous. You should have seen how paranoided the scripture teacher was on 6/6/06. So funny.
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Dreams take me further but you take me all the way~Take Me Under~
Ermm.. most of those apply to me :l
But i'm not goth. I hate labels
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Geez that's me..like basically all of it i do or used to do. i don't own any band tee shirt though. and is it just me or does that describe like every teenager in america?..the wanting to be alone....i mean i like my alone time but i don't use it to talk to satan....i'm Catholic for f***'s sake. some people go way too far.
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“We just did what we do. People think that we've changed and become somebody else, but really it seems that they've actually changed.”~Adam Gontier
Wow...I'm goth? When did this happen, and WHY wasn't I notified?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows an increasing interest in vampires,
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or VIOLENTLY SHAKES HEAD TO MUSIC
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well according to this im goth. lol, i wouldn't consider myself goth, i think i'm more half emo, Even though i hate it when people label things as emo. wow i am confusing myself. hahaha
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Three Days Grace=Love
well i guess i am goth then haha most of those applied to me lmao thats freakin funny
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I HUGGED ADAM AND BRAD OMG FEB 15TH = BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
that was awesome! i printed it out and put it on my wall! just about all those applied to me!
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*INTOXIDATED*
Kasper {Drums, Backup Vocals}
Dustin {Guitar, Lead Vocals}
Smurf {Bass}
lol...that was funny...
more than 5 of those applied to me... : / and my brother! haha!
but I do not masterbate or any of those ones!!! idk bout my brother tho, lol.
but i have no kind of religion so i don't cinsider myself goth.
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Nothin Like A Trail Of Blood To Find Your Way Back Home ~ Nikki Sixx