My life is one big insane asylum to put it blatently. My parents are crazy, the good crazy, and I love them for it. I think this is where I got my randomness and humor from. My mom's side of the family is insane as well, mostly the good kind, a few have crossed to the dark side. My dads side of the family I don't see too much and to be honest I don't want to.

I have a son, yes that's right a son, he's really my little cousin but I secretly adopted him shhhh >.> A picture of him will be enclosed at the end of this blog.

My boyfriend, I've just realized, is so much like my dad it's scarey but I can't stop loving him for it. (A picture of him may be enclosed as well)

My best friends are, as the title states, the best. There is:

Missy: My total opposite and bestest of best friend. She's my partner in evil crime.

Tommy: My boyfriend and funny as hell. He can always make me or any of our other friends laugh.

Jess: My favorite little goth ^_^ She's lots of fun and we talk about our stories and other things.

Amanda: My favorite little lesbein (who is dating Jess) and she got me hooked on anime and manga. She taught me how to speak Japanese ^_^

Steph: My cosplay buddy and vicatin hallucinator she is bundles and bundles of fun. We have a pet penguin named Riku.

Kayla: My twin and the only person who understands my made-up language. We enjoy having our orgis in the special corner with Kristy xD (our motto is enclosed XD you can probably guess which one it is)

Kristy: She completes the triangle of Kayla and I and the three of us have our own understanding. xD

Gage: My other boyfriend lol and the amazing gage. Stpeh and I have made up the saying of Oh Mi Gage just for him. He is my fraternal twin and secret lover >.>

Tyler: My emo puppy. He's always a sad little boy and barely talks to anyone he doesn't know well. He's shy and he has rejected his sex. He dislikes the way some guys treat girls and the way they act. You'd swear he was gay if you didn't know him well.

A.W.: I am his crazed fan-girl because he asked me to be lol. He's my own personal teddy ^_^

Rich: My favorite person to hug in the world xD Rich wasn't to be a girl and he plans on having a sex change sooo w00t so Rich I lovers you.

and there ish many more friends I could list but I'm too lazy

I am excited for the new Jeff Dunham comedy special to come out. I am obsessed with comedy central and have a list of my favorite comedians:

Jeff Dunham
Jim Gaffigan
Demetri Martin
Brian Regan
Maria Bamford
Dane Cook

I'm pretty sure there's more but my brain is dead right now

Anyways my boyfriend and I love to watch these and walk around the next few weeks quoting it and laughing our asses off. I would mention some funny things to you but unless you knew who these comics are and what they do you wouldn't understand.

so now for the pictures I promised.
My "Son" Jaxxen

My boyfriend Tommy

Kristy, Kayla, and I's motto lol