LUCIFER!!!

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lucifer is my computer. he is the devil in computer form. he tells me to do thing for him like make him pie or feed him cheesecake. i am afraid of the peril i will face if i refuse. he was strangling me but lara,my knight in shining armor, came to the rescue and beat him with a bat. lucifer died. now he has reincarnated himself as a stapler. he has shot one of his demon staples into my right eye i am now bling in one eye. i put him away in my file cabinet. hopefully nothing else will hap.......OH MY GOD ITS LUCIFERRRRRRRR!!!!!!! oh just a squirrel. LUCIFER WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!

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that is hialrious....omfg..

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Peace

You poor thing.....

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I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

riot, you scare the s*** out of me. :| like omfg. im gunna go now. -Ashlee/crapshoes252/ahsley445566/smileyfriend4545

where are you?!?!?!?! its like 2 o'clock and i havn't talked to you all day! i hardly talked to you frieday or saturday too... either WAKE UP! OR come online. =( please

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We are the ones...we get knocked down..we get back up..we stand above the crowd..we are the one

ADAM WAS ON THE CHAT TODAY AND I MISSED HIM!!!!
adamgontier.: Man
adamgontier.: Nobody here?
adamgontier.: Too bad
adamgontier.: I wanted to talk to some fans

DANG IT!!!!!! IM SO DUMB!!!!!!

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if u feel so empty, so used up so let down. if u feel so angry so ripped off so stepped on. ur not the only one refusing to go down

You cracked me up.

ok lara. im on and u are not on aim! if u come later just leave me a message and i will definetley be on at like 5. but i will be online randomly before that so yeah.

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if u feel so empty, so used up so let down. if u feel so angry so ripped off so stepped on. ur not the only one refusing to go down

lmao! be very careful if he lives in your closet lol!...srry i wasn't able to be on tonight=[

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We are the ones...we get knocked down..we get back up..we stand above the crowd..we are the one

lucifer is now out of johnny depp form and he is a sloth now and he lives in my closet.

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if u feel so empty, so used up so let down. if u feel so angry so ripped off so stepped on. ur not the only one refusing to go down

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hey i just wanted to let you know i won't be able to come on today till like maybe 9 or 10 maybe earler probbly not because its my moms birthday and were going to the movies srry! <3

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We are the ones...we get knocked down..we get back up..we stand above the crowd..we are the one

hahah wow!!! now i get it! lol

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Its not too late, its never too late

ohh yeah since somebody is being to lazy to update this i will say what happened to lucifer now for her! HE TURENED INTO A HUMAN FORM! now he is jonny dep! cause its better then looking at a stapler (in jacies words)

hehe your welcome!

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We are the ones...we get knocked down..we get back up..we stand above the crowd..we are the one

sry that happened to you..

-Carley

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LMAO!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am dying right now ilu!
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We are the ones...we get knocked down..we get back up..we stand above the crowd..we are the one