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  • SUN MAY 2, 2010 | , 7:23 pm

    ~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

    1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
    3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
    4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
    5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
    6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.

  • MON JULY 6, 2009 | , 1:24 am

    I NEED TO FORGET SO I CAN LIVE

    onething that i cant work out is why you still affect me...you come into my life then you go nd the you come back again adn that keeps on repeating but ive allways said that its easy to forget but for some reason i cant forget you no matter how hard i try yet you dont even give a s*** about me
    and i know that but how come i still cant forget you i really want to i just want to get rid of the part of my life that you affect i wish it was as easy as that........please help me forget you i need to... i need to so that i can live again!!

  • WED JULY 1, 2009 | , 8:49 pm

    25 reasons i owe my mother:

    25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

    2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL..
    'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

    4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
    'Because I said so, that's why.'

    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
    'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
    you're not going to the store with me.'