Naruto: Hey! You are just a pervert, you perverted hermit!
Jiraiya: No, I am no ordinary pervert!
Naruto: What? Don't play dumb with me!
Jiraiya: I'm a super pervert!
Naruto: Damn, he openly admitted it!

-Jaraiya and Naruto Uzamaki

Where he's gone I cannot follow. No, it's the other place we're going to. I can't think of a more fitting destination for a demon ninja.Where we're going there will be demons of all shapes and sizes I think I'll fit in just fine. . But you Gato, I fear you are in for a long and painful eternity

-Zabuza Momochi

How should I put this? My first impression of this group is that... your a bunch of idiots

-Kakashi Hakate

Art is... with a BANG

-diedara

No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

-Kakashi Hatake

A dropout will beat a genius through hard work.

-Rock Lee

"We are unique siblings. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together, even if you hate me. That's what being a big brother means."

-Itachi Uchiha

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true?" Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

-Itachi Uchiha

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

-Obito Uchiha

There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms."

-Ino Yamanaka